DREAM GIRL!!!

Is she real?? what should i call her?? i know nothing abt her except her smile which pulls me even from a deep pain.
will she ever know that shez evrything to me??

oneday i may realise dat she is just a dream...but i hope bfore dat day comes she will come 4 me....close ma eyes n say ""maddy guess who??"

i can see her whenever i close my eyes.
when i feel depressed she tells me "everything is going to be fine tomorrow"
i know tommorrow never comes ,and neither does she.

may b i die before i meet her...but when she comes,i'll come out of ma ashes atleast once,hold her hand and say "i love u dear...love u loadzz"

wanna be a prof??check it out ..

The things u gotta make sure b4 u plan 2 bcome a prof


1. Do u look good in bald head??

2. Does u'r gf understands this:
"Love is when ur puppy licks ur face even if u left him alone all day...!"

3. Can u bare the nicks n comments of u'r future students??

4. Are u still reading this?? [:O]

suspence zone

It was 3' o clock in the early morning when i just completed my cs clan match and came out of ma room to pee down.silence everywhere,it was then power went off.i could clearly hear the crackin sound of some insect 'x' which intensified ma fear.all of a sudden a dim white light appeared as the moon escaped from the gallows of clouds.i managed to make a move in that dim light,hoping there is nothing in iit which can eat me off.exceptions are there...but i really dont want to find one.this is where i made a mistake.i'm attacked ....hands twisted,mouth stapled and got repeated blows in my stomach.im bleeding everywhere and goddamn it...i could see knife shinning in the moon light.i closed my eyes hard as something pierced deep in to my heart.even in that deadly pain,i was crazy and desperately want to know who was it....i opened my eyes and saw my little time piece showing 7:35 am.with a sign of relief i said...."ooh my god.. i have to attend my algos class at 8 'o clock in lecture hall.

love zone

this is all about a guy, who desperately wants a girl friend....
warning: all those who got more than 90 in their hindi languange in their school board are not advised to read this...


ek chotu aaya medak se,
uska height hein 4 feet neeche se,
chotu ko huwa pyaar ek ladki se,
magar problem aagayi height ki kami se !!!


phir,chotu ko mila ladki paavani
hosh mein aagayi uski javaani
magar ladki pilaayi saath samundar paani
kyu ki ladki hein karate raani !!!!

is bar gaya gym hamara herooo
ladkiyonko dikani hein' im not a zerooo'
gym master ne bhola dips tho maaroo
phisaaal ke bhola chotu aauunga 2marrowww !!!

ab hero ka scene hein charminaar ki bus stop mein
ladki poochi "BHAYYA 224 c bus aayegi is road mein??
kya bholuuuu... chotu ki sab sapne gaye paani mein
hey ram..chotu jeena hein zindagi floppo mein !!!

bahuth hoogayi chotu ki kahaniyaa
woh sab badh mein ab tho maaro thaleeya!!

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LOVE AND TRASH

what makes boys say love is trash??
1.they must have got dumped by their gf (or)
2.they must have starved of girls(usually found in IIT s) (or)
3.they must be abnormally abnormal

I know what you are looking for.u want to know what makes girls say love is trash...right??

Its simple.By default , love is trash for girls .... [:p]. u must make something
which makes them say love is NOT trash...lol

MAD WORD

CAUTION: all rights reserved.no part of this can be used as gtalk custom message or orkut tag ,or otherwise,without the prior permission of maddy.

1.The 'HAPPIEST DAY' is not the day u r happy....itz da day when u realise it.

2.The right time to have a gf is when u'r dad increases u'r pocket money..[:P]

3.Boys think more about what they have to do,while girls about what they have done.

4.Better be a plumber than a sofware engineer.

5.Numbers which i never forget in my life - 55,95,125,165,399(price list of realiance recharge vouchers :P)

6.sometimes playing counterstrike is like me being turned loose in a bank.

7.philosophy is not a big thing,itz just every thought u make (and ofcourse hss 208..:P)

8.the strange thing i observed in IIT is canteen ppl earn more money than profs...lol

9.What is that you get when you do a project??
HOME SICK

errrr....HARDWARE or SOFTWARE?? [:o]

Think-
direct one's mind towards someone or something;use ones mind actively to form connected ideas(courtesy Oxford dic);

I dont know whether i really started thinking....but i have to prove it at any case.wait...why should i prove it.??(when i really dont want to think...[:P]).whatz da point in thinkin... jus becoz i have to think.heyyy...this is really makin me think...[:x].I DONT THINK i have to continue this.oooof....finally I DONT THINK...[:p] .

I just started walking through the long corridors of NAC-(new academic complex) and found security guard staring at me as if i'm in a place where i shoudn't be.I thougt of giving a smile..but realised that he is not a girl .I just killed the process of thinking( as i hate thinking) and made ma face tell him that actually im in search of sumthin and lost in mighty nac. i started heading towards ma play station..(ma Hod calls it a software lab) cursing dat fat ass guard who made me think.To ma worst..i found another security desk in ma department with guard askin me.."bhaiyya aap cse ke hein??doosre dep valle andar nehi jaa sakte.." i just entered the software lab without uttering a word as i ran out of gaaliya(as i wasted them for dat dammn fat ass).To ma surprise ma leftpointer (desk to the left of mine..P)was null,then i checked ma right poitnter which is set to an object" ghissu" who attends every lab n class.Strange max ... even dat bloody 9.9988...(some shit) pointer was missing.Entire lab was void.and i just reached ma desk and found a piece of paper( message function...:P)returning a string " maddy... today itz hardware lab". [:O]