love zone

this is all about a guy, who desperately wants a girl friend....
warning: all those who got more than 90 in their hindi languange in their school board are not advised to read this...


ek chotu aaya medak se,
uska height hein 4 feet neeche se,
chotu ko huwa pyaar ek ladki se,
magar problem aagayi height ki kami se !!!


phir,chotu ko mila ladki paavani
hosh mein aagayi uski javaani
magar ladki pilaayi saath samundar paani
kyu ki ladki hein karate raani !!!!

is bar gaya gym hamara herooo
ladkiyonko dikani hein' im not a zerooo'
gym master ne bhola dips tho maaroo
phisaaal ke bhola chotu aauunga 2marrowww !!!

ab hero ka scene hein charminaar ki bus stop mein
ladki poochi "BHAYYA 224 c bus aayegi is road mein??
kya bholuuuu... chotu ki sab sapne gaye paani mein
hey ram..chotu jeena hein zindagi floppo mein !!!

bahuth hoogayi chotu ki kahaniyaa
woh sab badh mein ab tho maaro thaleeya!!

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LOVE AND TRASH

what makes boys say love is trash??
1.they must have got dumped by their gf (or)
2.they must have starved of girls(usually found in IIT s) (or)
3.they must be abnormally abnormal

I know what you are looking for.u want to know what makes girls say love is trash...right??

Its simple.By default , love is trash for girls .... [:p]. u must make something
which makes them say love is NOT trash...lol